Masked Burglar Vandalizes Public Defender’s Office, Saturday Night
December 11th, 2013 by Joe Burgess
When a member of the Public Defender’s office stopped by their office, Saturday evening, to pick up a file, they found the building ramsacked, window blinds destroyed, tables turned over, and files strew all over the desks and floor.
A trail of mischief led them to a back office where the masked suspect was found sleeping in the corner of another room.
Police officers and Sheriff’s Deputies were called the suspect was taken into custody; then taken to out to the woods to be released.
Yes, the masked villain was a raccoon, who had entered the building through the roof, to get out of the freezing rain and sleet.
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Statue # 794-HR-643-07 Says quote:
Suspect Shall not be charged if:
A- Suspect was under age
B-used no weapon
C-Not vaccinated (possibly insane with rabies)
D-looking to sustain life
E-Does not resist arrest
In Conclusion:
Public Defender made a reasonable decision to release even though suspect resisted with barred teeth but was acting under extreme conditions due to extreme circumstances as any reasonable Raccoon would.
Public reaction:
Good Call
Publics
LOL!!! don’t mess with a raccoon–I almost found that out the hard way back a few years ago—when I chased a masked catfood stealing bandit up into the rafters with a broom!!! thousands wonders the bandit didn’t jump down on me & chew me up & spit me out—-